DAY 6 [ Shanghai ] : If you crouch your tiger, you want me to hide my dragon!?

Like every tech savy person, OKI and I drop our bags and pop open our laptops to see if we can get a connection...

Searching... ... ... ... BINGO!!! We have a wireless connection.

Uncle Monte thinks Oki and I should have our feet massaged since we were walking so long. We walked accross the street and went into this little little place and Monte made the deal. Looks like back massages are on the program too. RAD! I get dragged to a back room where the curtain is closed. My girl takes off my shoes and proceedes to give me the worst massage ever. It's the backrub you get from your girlfriend who hates to give back massages. We've all gotten one and it was no good!!! I tried to relax and even started slipping into a sleepy place, when... "Huh?? What?? Ahh yes..." the girl taps me and motions for me to leave the backroom. I open the curtain to see 10 Chinese Police officers for a surprise inspection and were crammed in a space that could maybe hold 12 comfortably. They like to show up in force to check licences and make sure there's no sexxy rub going on. If there is it's little payola and they are on their way to another shop and a potential un-happy ending for someone else.